Peter's Place to Ponder

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Another late night

I don't know why, but lately, I can't bring myself to go to bed before 2:00 or 3:00 in the morning. It seems weird, because I spent so long going to bed at 10:30, but I have to say that there are a lot of really good things about being up late. Most of the channels on the TV don't have much good on, but every once in a while I can find something good. On Thursday nights (or, I should say, Friday mornings), some channel shows four or five straight episodes of "Who's the Boss?" which used to be my favorite show. I love watching the innocence, back before Alyssa Milano turned into a woman of questionable morals and was just a cute little girl.

Anyway, since I am up and have an hour or two before my show starts, I thought I would fill you in on what I am up to. I got a call from the executive secretary in the ward today asking me to come meet with the bishop this Sunday morning. I know I am not supposed to tell people about my callings until I have been sustained, but I guess since it isn't official yet, I can say how excited I am that he will be calling me as the new Elders Quorum President. Like I said in my previous post, the current EQP is a nice enough guy, but obviously out of touch. I am a little susprised that they have released him so quickly, as I just emailed the bishop about it yesterday, but I respect and admire the bishop's prompt action.

Molly is feeling much better now, although that issue with Samuel had her pretty freaked out. I don't understand how a guy like him could think he deserves a girl like Molly more than I do, but I guess he has some mental issues that he needs to get taken care of, so I will try to be charitable. Samuel's objections to Molly and me kissing did make me think a lot about whether it is right, and I am more convinced than ever that the time is right. In fact, I am thinking about stepping things up a little bit; we had planned on a quick peck on the lips, but I am thinking about suggesting to her that we let it linger for three or four seconds. Molly has never kissed anyone before, so I don't want to scare her off, but I think a four-second kiss might be exactly what our relationship needs right now.

I still haven't heard from Governor Huntsman, which really upsets me. Even worse, when I went to check my email this evening to see if he had written, I had an email from someone names Richard K. Lee with the subject line, "Viagra - No prescription needed." I wouldn't be surprised if this is some stunt by Samuel to protest my decision to kiss Molly, but if so, let me just say: I don't need Viagra, because Molly and I are chaste and virtuous.

That's about it for now. I will try to do a better job posting in the future, and I will be sure to let you all know once the bishop makes my new calling official.

--President Peter Parley of the Elders Quorum

13 Comments:

  • Would you kiss your mom for four seconds? If so, you really are a moron--probably one just as sick in the head as Samuel. President Kimball said that you should kiss your S.O. the way you kiss your parents.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 19, 2005 8:07 AM  

  • 4 seconds, man? What are you, some kind of world class wuss? Real men will have girls line up for make-outs on his left... and I don't need to tell you make-outs are substantially longer than 4 seconds. -devilish laugh- Also, be sure to wear finest Mongolian aftershave lostion. Or maybe a potion? I dunno. Also, if you have a holycrap adorable pet, be sure to use him to accentuate your sensitive side.

    Good luck, man. Because if I know you, and I do, you need it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 19, 2005 9:13 AM  

  • Before you go Sunday I would look up the phrases "rude awakening," or "wake-up call." They may have resonance after Sunday.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 19, 2005 10:41 AM  

  • A little too sure of yourself with the new "calling"?

    By Blogger Just Me, at August 19, 2005 11:00 AM  

  • So question:

    It would appear that the "Peter and Molly Blogstory" is taking an edgy turn. They've begun to further their relationship. Also, Peter is becoming prideful and stays up all night watching TV. I think they're going to get engaged and Peter's going to have a porn addiction, tearing them apart. Drama out the wazz.

    Anyone else have some ideas?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 19, 2005 11:34 AM  

  • Mr. Anonymous, if you think I am going to become addicted to pornography, you haven't been paying attention. Everyone know that I am strictly anti-pornography. I don't think I am perfect, but I know I will never have that problem.

    By Blogger Jeff J. Snider, at August 19, 2005 12:41 PM  

  • I could be wrong, but I think you get a call from a high councilman or someone in the stake presidency if you are being called as Elder's Quorum president.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 19, 2005 5:01 PM  

  • Yeah, yeah, whatever Parley. First it's the four-second kiss, then it's porn.com for you!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 19, 2005 5:07 PM  

  • Seriously,

    Just becuase you're against it as principle, it dones' mean that one day, you could stumble upon something, and have it gradually grow into an anti-porn monger by day, closet-perv at night.

    Watch out.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 20, 2005 12:59 AM  

  • So how'd that bishop's interview go? You did promise to tell all these nice people about it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 22, 2005 2:28 PM  

  • Or are you too "humble" that you didn't get called as Elders Quorum President?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 22, 2005 5:36 PM  

  • YIKES! I hope you aren't MY elder's quorom president, you self-righteous, out-of-tune hypocrite.

    By Blogger Derrick Clements, at August 24, 2005 2:19 AM  

  • This is great, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. First of all, Peter I hope when you gave Molly that kiss, you had your stopwatch out to make sure you didn't go over 4 seconds. I wouldn't want you to jeopardise your EQP campaign by doing something immoral. Second, why stop at just EQP, it seems like you are more in tune than the bishop, maybe you should just take over his job.

    By Blogger Rumel, at November 14, 2005 12:53 AM  

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